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圣诞节英文谜语和答案篇一:圣诞节的灯谜 关于圣诞节的谜语,圣诞节的谜语大全
1. The time when everyone gets Santamental.
Christmas:
2. The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
3. Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for P &G? It's true. Comet cleans sinks!
4. How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...
5. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!
6. If Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.
7. What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?
Toys will be toys.
8. What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
Take me to your heater.
9. What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
10. What do elves put on their candy canes?
Their tongues.
11. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy claws.
12. What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree? I really go fire you!
13. What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there!
14. What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!
15. What do penguins ride?
Ice-Cycles.
16. What do you call a gigantic polar bear?关于圣诞节的谜语,圣诞节的谜语大全
Nothing,you just run away!
17. What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him.
18. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues.
19. What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter "D".
20. What happens when you drop a snowball into a glass of water? It gets wet.
21. What is claustrophobia?
Fear of Santa.关于圣诞节的谜语,圣诞节的谜语大全
22. What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
23. Where do you go to get holly for Christmas?
The Holly-land.
24. Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree? After your Christmas one and your Christmas two.
25. Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
26. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.关于圣诞节的谜语,圣诞节的谜语大全
27. Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!
28. Why is the month of December so popular?
It has a lot of dates.
29. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws.
30. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Kringle.
31. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!
32. What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
Snow mobile.
33. What do you call the bells on Santa's sleigh?
Kringle bells.
34. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
35. What goes Ho-Thud,Ho-Thud,Ho-Thud?
Santa Claus jumping rope.
36. What is a skunk's favorite holiday song?
Jingle Smells.
37. What is Frosty's favorite breakfast cereal?
Snow Flakes.
38. A man works only once a year. Who is he?
Santa Claus
39. What man cannot live in a house?
Snowman
40. What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross mouse cards.
党答案
圣诞谜语篇二:圣诞节的灯谜 关于圣诞节的谜语,圣诞节的谜语大全
圣诞谜语
Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.